All my articles have run from my page. I saw them leave! Overworked
and desperate for some vacation time, they are hiding, maybe even
on strike! Slipping between pages and lines, dodging my keystrokes and
completely refusing to take their places. I'm getting angry
now. Don't they know how important they are? I wonder how I made them
mad. Was it my blatant disregard for them as parts of speech? Or were
they just tired of starting every sentence? I'm sorry little words. I
need you. Please come back.
I just hope my conjunctions and pronouns don't get ideas.